Sunday, July 1, 2012

50 Shades of Grey

So I read most of the book.  I wanted to read most of it, because I wanted to see if it would get any better... it didn't.  One of my co-workers read all three books in three weeks, and now is starting over again.  I don't understand what all the fuss is about.  If you haven't read the book and want to, then stop reading this blog. 

Reasons why I dislike this book:

- Even though I knew the book was pretty much porn, it got a little boring.
- Why would a virgin decide to sleep with a man who has her sign a contract that she will be his submissive... why stay a virgin if you weren't waiting for the right one! (I understand they did get married, but that's besides the point)
- Who says "as he pressed against my sex".. I have never heard anyone call their vagina "sex" before... I have heard the words, vag, va jay jay, pussy, twat, and meat flaps... but never sex. 
- Why would anyone ever even consider signing a dominant/submissive contract... (especially a virgin)... this goes back to my second point I know, but that's how much I don't get or like this couple's aggreement.
- I don't get why women who read this book would fall in love with Christian Grey... if he was ugly, this relationship would have never happened... he would just be a creepy rich guy that likes to dominate women during sex. 
- The book was very slow moving.. They could have met, had wild and crazy sex, then figured out why he has so many problems, got married and had children all in one book... not three.


In other news, I had to work all weekend, which is why I haven't updated for a while.  I am getting a new phone on Thursday which I am excited about.  Although I feel bad for my husband, because he has been on the phone with the phone company for over an hour trying to buy my new phone and save his contract, which apparently is really difficult.  I hate cell phone companies. 

I start classes tomorrow, wish me luck.

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